The Floating Organic Cloudburst ✨
Made fresh, daily by the free range, ethically sourced balloon bunnies & unicorns 🦄at funk|BALLOON , the Floating Cloudburst is roughly 1/2 the size of our smallest garland and nice n' chunky🌈 - 5ish feets wide x 4ish feets tall x 3ish feets deep - fluffly/bubbly/magical ... with two BIG-ASS Balloons 🥳... Oh yeah - AND it FLOATS 🤯...
No ready for the big girl? Try the 'Mini'! it's just about half the size of her big sis and just as cute😎.
Engineered to be tethered to a weight and look all how y'all like 'em 😘.. basically no installation required.. set it and get back to the party, babe😎. *Cloud float time averages 3 days 🤯, but is only guaranteed for 24hrs*
All Floating clouds are 100% custom - tell us what colors you want when you check out (there's a place to put a note/s). ***All artwork is made to order and requires a minimum of 24 hours to create, but. can require 48 hours. Please, please plan accordingly. We try to get everything done ASAP, but we're not f'ing wizards*❤️🌈**
Add a unicorn, some numbers, a giant smiley.. whatevs!
Need a card? Confetti? Bday Candles?
Need it delivered? Select it at check-out 👍. **FREE Delivery is only available for orders over $100, must be local, within a 5ish mile radius & is subject to availability.. If your order qualifies for free delivery, you'll see the option at check out.. if you're outside our delivery radius and need delivery, message us and we'll see what we can do**. **if you want to pick-up your artwork, here's what you need to know: You *MUST* have an SUV (or cargo van) and you must have it fully cleared out... no car seats, golf clubs... we see u.. no but seriously. Just have us deliver it, though.. IT'S FREEEEEEE 😘
About our Balloons:
Gang, we use only THE BEST quality, 100% natural, biodegradable latex balloons, made here in 'merica & Canada... not that garbage from party stores loaded with chemicals, plasticizers & f'ing awful color integrity ..that end up in a landfill.. I mean why?
For the freshest balloons, we recommend picking up balloons the evening before or the day of your event (balloons can shrink a lil', they can matte... and sometimes you can have a random one or two that just poops out early). **BALLOONS OUTSIDE are problematic! Keep them out of direct sunlight and away from heat sources or they WILL POP! Again, balloons placed in direct sunlight will pop - FACT!
- Outside balloons should be kept out of direct sunlight.. or they gonna go boom.
- Balloons should be kept away from heat sources... or they gonna go boom.
- Balloon releases ARE NOT COOL! Our balloons are 100% natural & biodegradable, but they need a minute .. u know, to degrade... biologically - in the meantime, releases can harm wildlife, clog streams and make garbage. Don't be an asshole 😳
**We do not offer refunds on balloons - If your balloons fall early, pop, etc, we do not offer refunds - sowwy, not sorry. No, but seriously! It happens! We do everything possible to prevent it, but we're not wizards.