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    • Unicorns & Stuff (Foil/Mylar Balloons)
    • Balloon Bursts *mini garlands*
    • Floating Mini Garlands
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    • Big-Ass Balloons
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Badass Balloons


Yup, we got balloons with swears on 'em, gang :)

Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - 'YOU FUCKING DID IT! CONGRATS'
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - 'YOU FUCKING DID IT! CONGRATS' — $ 28
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - THAT ASS, THOUGH!
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - THAT ASS, THOUGH! — $ 28
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - 'Cunt'
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - 'Cunt' — $ 28
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - '100% THAT Bitch'
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - '100% THAT Bitch' — $ 28
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack

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Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack — $ 12
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - HOT GIRL SHIT
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - HOT GIRL SHIT — $ 28
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - YAY SOMEONE WANTS TO MARRY YOUR CRAZY ASS!
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - YAY SOMEONE WANTS TO MARRY YOUR CRAZY ASS! — $ 28
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - 'YASSS BITCH!'

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Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - 'YASSS BITCH!' — $ 15
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - Pride Celebration
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - Pride Celebration — $ 3.50 +
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - 'Asshole'
Rude-Ass Balloon Party Pack - 'Asshole' — $ 28
Badass Balloon Co. Party Confetti
Badass Balloon Co. Party Confetti — $ 13

  • 🌈 Von Walter + funkBALLOON is Pittsburgh's Premier Balloon Store + Style Shop, specializing in one-of-a-kind organic balloon art installations. Contact us for your next event!
  • ____________________________
  • 5210 Butler St | Pittsburgh, PA. 15201 | 412-784-0800 ________ OPEN FRI/SAT 11-5 <> WEDS | THURS | SUN BY CHANCE | CLOSED TGiving, Xmas, NYE + Easter Day + 4th of July Wknd
  • ____________________________
  • About Us
  • Press
  • Journal
  • Return Policy
  • Terms of Service
  • --- EVENTS ---
  • ✨Weddings
  • ✨Mitzvahs
  • ✨Graduations
  • ✨Baby Showers
  • ✨Private Parties
  • ✨Engagements
  • ✨Corporate Events
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