Bag a' Balloons

Bag a' Balloons

$ 45.00

Made fresh, daily by free range, ethically sourced unicorns šŸ¦„

This is a custom color assortment of 45 mixed-size air-filled balloons. Includes 9", 11" & 16" balloons, shaped nearly round, that can be used to just dump on the floor of your next shin-dig.

Be sure to let us know in your cart at checkout what colors you'd like or a vibe you're going for. All of our balloon bouquet colorways can even be made into a Bag a' Balloons too! Yeah, we know, boo šŸ˜Ž

Good to Know:

We use only THE BEST quality 100% natural, biodegradable latex balloons.. made here in 'merica & Canada... not that shit from party stores loaded with chemicals, plasticizersĀ &Ā f'ing awful color integrity.. I mean why?

Need it delivered? Select it at check-out šŸ‘. **FREE Delivery is only available for orders over $100, must be local, within a 5ish mile radius & is subject to availability..Ā  If your order qualifies for free delivery, you'll see the option at check out.. if you're outside our delivery radius and need delivery, message us and we'll see what we can do**.Ā 

More Balloon Stuff:

Big-Ass Balloons? check 'em out here.

Balloons with Swears on 'em? check 'em out here.

Unicorns & Shit? check 'em out here.

Big Shiny Number Balloons? check 'em out here.

Need aĀ weight? check 'em outĀ here.

Need aĀ card? Check 'em outĀ here.

**Balloon Science: For the freshest balloons, we recommend picking up balloons theĀ evening before or the day of your event (balloons can shrink a lil', they can matte... and sometimes you can have a random one or two that just poops out early).Ā **BALLOONS OUTSIDEĀ are problematic! Keep them out of direct sunlight and away from heat sources or theyĀ WILL POP! Again, balloons placed in direct sunlight will pop - FACT!Ā 

  • Outside balloons should be kept out of direct sunlight.. or they gonna go boom.
  • Balloons should be kept away from heat sources... or they gonna go boom.
  • Balloon releases ARE NOT COOL!Ā Our balloons are 100% natural & biodegradable, but they need a minute .. u know, to degrade... biologically - in the meantime, releases can harm wildlife, clog streams and make garbage. Don't be an asshole šŸ˜³

**WeĀ do notĀ offer refunds on balloons - If your balloons fall early, pop, etc, we do not offer refunds - sowwy, not sorry.Ā  No, but seriously! It happens! We do everything possible to prevent it, but we're not wizards.Ā 

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Introduced in June 2020 as part of the funk|HAPPY collection, just in time for PRIDE šŸ„³