funk|BALLOON Custom Bouquet Balloon Bouquet

funk|BALLOON Custom Bouquet Balloon Bouquet

$ 32.00

Yup - we got 'em, gang 😎

We use only THE BEST quality 100% natural, biodegradable latex balloons.. made here in 'merica & Canada... not that shit from party stores loaded with chemicals, plasticizers & f'ing awful color integrity.. I mean why?

Leave us a note on what colors you want, but here's the breakdown of what you'll get in your colorway:

Each bouquet consists of 12 balloons of mixed sizes of 11" & 16" balloons (we choose the sizes in each bouquet... don't worry, it'll be f'ing cute, but t's usually 5 16" & 7 11"). Pricing per bouquet includes helium & string (leave us a note on string color, or we'll choose something we ❤️ ). Need 24 balloons? add 2 to your cart.. need 36? add 3.. you with us?  

Be sure to leave us a note on your order with your color requests and how you want your colors organized in your bouquets.. for example, if you order two bouquets and tell us you want black and white balloons, let us know if you want those mixed in each bouquet or if each bouquet should be separate colors... sounds silly, right? we agree, but it's a thing...

Be sure to select a pick-up date & time in your cart - We'll message you back to confirm your pick-up time 😎**we recommend picking up balloons on the day of your event - Latex balloons have about 12-24 hours before they start falling**

Need it delivered? Select it at check-out 👍. **FREE Delivery is only available for orders over $50, must be local, within a 5ish mile radius & is subject to availability..  If your order qualifies for free delivery, you'll see the option at check out.. if you're outside our delivery radius and need delivery, message us and we'll see what we can do**. 

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Unicorns & Shit? check 'em out here.

Big Shiny Number Balloons? check 'em out here.

Need a weight? check 'em out here.

Need a card? Check 'em out here.

**Balloon Science: For the freshest balloons, we recommend picking up balloons the evening before or the day of your event (balloons can shrink a lil', they can matte... and sometimes you can have a random one or two that just poops out early). **BALLOONS OUTSIDE are problematic! Keep them out of direct sunlight and away from heat sources or they WILL POP! Again, balloons placed in direct sunlight will pop - FACT! 

  • Outside balloons should be kept out of direct sunlight.. or they gonna go boom.
  • Balloons should be kept away from heat sources... or they gonna go boom.
  • Balloon releases ARE NOT COOL! Our balloons are 100% natural & biodegradable, but they need a minute .. u know, to degrade... biologically - in the meantime, releases can harm wildlife, clog streams and make garbage. Don't be an asshole 😳

**We do not offer refunds on balloons - If your balloons fall early, pop, etc, we do not offer refunds - sowwy, not sorry.  No, but seriously! It happens! We do everything possible to prevent it, but we're not wizards.