SOOOO here's what we're doing about COVID 19

First thangs, first: Thank you for supporting Von Walter + Funk & funk|Balloon - We hope all of you are hanging in there 💪 - We f'ing miss u guys!  At this time, the shop *IS* open on Saturdays & Sundays from 12-4.  

We're all done with IT, but in case you somehow missed it,  there's a crazy-ass virus coming for us, ya'll  ...AAAAND due to current public health regulations regarding COVID 19, we're not open to the general public. With that in mind, we are not regularly monitoring phone messages, we are regularly dousing ourselves with bleach & hand sani but mostly encouraging folks to contact us via email at or through  instagram


Now for some good news


It's gonna be a minute before we'll be free range again, so we might as well get comfortable... plus these work from home video call backdrops? We can do better, gang 💅🤣... stay tuned! We're working on something.

  1. Our online stores, are FULLY operational for guests to shop online. Orders placed online can be shipped, locally delivered AND picked up, curbside.
  2. We have chosen to remain closed for the time being & will *not* reopen on May 15th; we are, however, allowing scheduled private shopping (1 person at a time) in the physical shop. Shoot us a message if you'd like to schedule a sesh.
  3. We're posting on IG & FB everyday with direct product links to purchase on our online store - Only our ABSOLUTE FAVES ... and some random shit + questionable shenanigans to keep you entertained 😈
  4. Just use the search button or our LIVE CHAT feature!  It's the easiest & fastest way find what you're looking for on our website! We gots a whole lotta SKUs, gang. We've also launched some fun new main collections with all your quarantine essentials, newest stuff & shop faves - Just open our main-menu - they're right at the top
  5. We're offering F-R-E-E local shipping/delivery/curbside pick-up for ALL of our customer faves (emphasis on the local,  yinz). If it's on our website, we'll delivery or ship for free ...locally. We only ask that you're 5ish miles from the shop & spend around $50.  If you're outside that radius, spend $100 & we'll deliver/ship for free up to 15 miles from the shop.. Spend $250 or more and we'll ship that shit ANYWHERE (in the US). 🤣 Check out some of our customer faves here. Just use 'In Store Pick-Up' or 'Curbside' as your shipping option & a note that you do want it shipped or when you'd like to pick up (We'll message you with a delivery or pick-up time)
  6. HELL YES! we can gift wrap it 🎁Just add a note on your order!
  7. Need to add a card? They're all online. 
  8. Balloons, Balloons, Balloons!  We've updated our cancellation policy 🤯Basically, you can cancel for a full refund up to 2 weeks before your event date! We're encouraging folks to postpone &/or reach out to us to get on our calendar now.. once we're through this garbage fire, it's GONNA BE CRAY. Check out funk|BALLOON for more info or to talk balloon shit with us.. Oh yea, and you can still pick up balloons 🎈

      More Important Stuff 🤓
      Regarding online purchases, all inventory currently for sale has been sanitized per the CDC’s guidelines & we are practicing the same guidelines with packaging for shipping and/or store pick up merch.


      We recognize this is a difficult time for everyone & we greatly appreciate your small business support & we're here for you, gang ❤️

      Be well & stay strong - All our love 💋