F*CK Your Stupid Birthday - S/3 Balloons

  • Sale
  • Regular price $ 6.50

For that one friend you never have to bullsh*t. 
• Set of 3
• 12" balloons
• Black ink
• Helium quality
• Made from 100% latex & completely biodegradable

*Last photo is for packaging reference only

• CHOKING HAZARD - Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate on uninflated balloons or broken balloons

**Ballooons do *not* include weights. If balloon weights are required for your event, please contact the shop for pricing**


**Ballons are latex and anyone allergic to latex should not handle latex balloons.  

**Balloons can be a choking hazard & should not be played with by children or idiots    

**Releasing balloons into the air is hazardous to wildlife - don't be that guy.. please.


                             * * *  B A L L O O N   D E L I V E R Y  ! ! !  * * * 

Von Walter & Funk offers balloon delivery for $50 within a 3 mile radius of the shop, including the following neighborhoods:

Highland Park, Lawrenceville, Bloomfield, Oakland, Shadyside, Squirrel Hill, Point Breeze, East Liberty, Friendship, Strip District, Garfield, Aspinwall, Millvale, Etna, Fox Chapel, Regent Square, Morningside, Stanton Heights, Uptown 

  • Balloon delivery is subject to availability. 
  • Delivery requires a 24 hour notice *(for optimum performance & longevity, VW&F recommends delivery on the day of your event. VW&F is not responsible for deflated or otherwise defective balloons. Some latex balloons may be defective and not hold helium as designed or intended for the entirety of your event - VW&F recommends ordering additional balloons in your order in the event that any balloons deflate)*
  • Delivery is available Tuesday through Sunday, 10am-4pm *(additional delivery times and days are available at an additional cost)*
  • Delivery is contingent upon suitable weather conditions and is not guaranteed in the event of snow, ice, severe rain or otherwise hazardous driving conditions. *VW&F will make every reasonable effort to deliver balloon orders on time, as requested*
  • Delivery must be rendered to an adult (18 or older) and cannot be left on a porch, etc.
  • To arrange for balloon delivery, please call or email the shop - payment is due at the time of the order.