Balloon Bouquets

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  • Regular price $ 32.00


Yup - we got 'em, gang 😎

We use only THE BEST quality 100% natural, biodegradable latex balloons.. made here in 'merica & Canada... not that shit from certain party stores loaded with chemicals, plasticizers & f'ing awful color integrity.. I mean why?

Each bouquet consists of 12 balloons of mixed sizes of 11" & 16" balloons (we choose the sizes in each bouquet... don't worry, it'll be f'ing cute, but t's usually 5 16" & 7 11"). Pricing per bouquet includes helium & string (leave us a note on string color, or we'll choose something we ❤️ ). Need 24 balloons? add 2 to your cart.. need 36? add 3.. you with us?  Want a custom colorway? Choose custom and leave  us a note with your color requests 🌈

Be sure to leave us a note on your order for when you need balloons - We'll message you back with a curbside pick-up time 😎

Need it delivered? Select it at check-out 👍. **FREE Delivery is only available for orders over $50, must be local, within a 5ish mile radius & is subject to availability**. 

More Balloon Stuff:

Big-Ass Balloons? check 'em out here.

Balloons with Swears on 'em? check 'em out here.

Unicorns & Shit? check 'em out here.

Big Shiny Number Balloons? check 'em out here.

 Need a weight? check 'em out here.

Need a card? Check 'em out here.

**Balloon Science: we *DO* use Hi-Float - this means your balloons *may float for about a week.. no seriously. That said, for the freshest balloons, we recommend picking up balloons the day before or the day of your event (balloons can shrink a lil', they can matte... and sometimes you can have a random one or two that just poops out early).

  • Outside balloons should be kept out of direct sunlight.. or they gonna go boom.
  • Balloons should be kept away from heat sources... or they gonna go boom.
  • Balloon releases ARE NOT COOL! Our balloons are 100% natural & biodegradable, but they need a minute .. u know, to degrade... biologically - in the meantime, releases can harm wildlife, clog streams and make garbage. Don't be an asshole 😳

**We do not offer refunds on balloons - If your balloons fall early, pop, etc, we do not offer refunds - sowwy, not sorry**