funk|JR Organic Balloon Garland-to-go✨
funk|JR Organic Balloon Garland-to-go✨
funk|JR Organic Balloon Garland-to-go✨

funk|JR Organic Balloon Garland-to-go✨

$ 300.00

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Yup, so like basically, funk|BALLOON had a baby.. two babies, actually 🥳

In addition to our big girl custom installations, we offer you haul & Install DIY balloon garland packages for self-installation. These are created by the Balloon bunnies & unicorns 🦄 at funk|BALLOON with any colors you want. These to-go balloon garlands are assembled at funk|BALLOON & come blown up & ready to hang. Just leave us a note on what colors you want - We'll send you a swatch for approval and then get to work 💪😎.


  • 8ish feet (the 'mini') 
  • 12ish feet (the jumbo)


We need AT LEAST 4 biz days, gang.. at least, but we really like a week.. The sooner the better though with these.


Yup, we do that too! Our minimum delivery + install pricing is $800. If you're ordering enough to qualify you for delivery and installation, please contact us for installation pricing by submitting to our event queue here.


Either size garland will not be exactly 8 or 12 feet when installed - Part of the installation process requires the garlands to be bent, bunched, twisted & otherwise fussed over, to compliment the existing installation architecture, and make final artwork to look all how we do 💅(that’s the organic part 😎).. while this means it may lose up to 25% of it’s original length, it will increase it’s original width & height, proportionately☝️


🎈Custom Colors: Not every color in the wild exists as a standard balloon color. We LOVE making custom colors, but we gotsa charge for that. If your colorway calls for a custom color, we’ll let you know, but additional custom color pricing is $25/color/garland. 


☝️Installation: Yup, we install them the best, for sure, but if you decide you’re going to haul it and install it, we recommend a LARGE SUV or cargo van for pick up... All seats down and get that car seat and your golf clubs outta there! We also give you suggested tether/anchoring points throughout the structure for installation, as well as additional string to add your own anchoring points.

Add a unicorn, some numbers, a giant smiley.. whatevs!



             Need a card?  Confetti? Bday Candles?


About our Balloons:

Gang, we use only THE BEST quality, 100% natural, biodegradable latex balloons, made here in 'merica & Canada... not that garbage from party stores loaded with chemicals, plasticizers & f'ing awful color integrity ..that end up in a landfill.. I mean why?

Balloon Science:

For the freshest balloons, we recommend picking up balloons the evening before or the day of your event (balloons can shrink a lil', they can matte... and sometimes you can have a random one or two that just poops out early). **BALLOONS OUTSIDE are problematic! Keep them out of direct sunlight and away from heat sources or they WILL POP! Again, balloons placed in direct sunlight will pop - FACT! 

  • Outside balloons should be kept out of direct sunlight.. or they gonna go boom.
  • Balloons should be kept away from heat sources... or they gonna go boom.
  • Balloon releases ARE NOT COOL! Our balloons are 100% natural & biodegradable, but they need a minute .. u know, to degrade... biologically - in the meantime, releases can harm wildlife, clog streams and make garbage. Don't be an asshole 😳

**We do not offer refunds on balloons - If your balloons fall early, pop, etc, we do not offer refunds - sowwy, not sorry.  No, but seriously! It happens! We do everything possible to prevent it, but we're not wizards.